I have come to the conclusion that there are a lot of reasons you should never visit Namibia. I don’t want to bore you with a list as long as the Titanic guest list, thus I have picked out the 10 reasons that stand out the most.
1.Wide open spaces? No thank you, I love being cooped up in the city.
3. Hiking in the veld? I prefer walking down L’Avenue des Champs Elysées in my Prada high heels.
5. Houston, we have a problem. I think I am somewhere in space looking down on the city. That is the only explanation for millions and trillions of little lights.
9. Why would you cook food on a fire, don’t you own a stove?
10. I only eat lettuce.
If you disagree with me on these 10 reasons, I recommend you start making travel plans immediately. To find out where to stay in Namibia, click here.
Jessica Thomas is a local freelance writer. She is an eccentric young lady who has a love affair with writing. Get on board her journey of discovery.